Slut on the Side

When you cheat on your wife the mistress is the slut on the side.

Bob: Hey George, where are you going.
George: I'm going to see my slut on the side.
Bob: Huh? What's that?
George: You know when you're having an affair.
Bob: Oh I get it.
Bob: Wait you're cheating on your wife.
George: UHHH UHHHHHHHH MMM no?
Bob: Well I'm going to post this on facebook, and twitter.
George: No don't do that.
Bob: Trust me you're wife will understand.
George: What do you mean?
Bob: You're wife is my slut on the side.

by thuffman December 18, 2012

Ear slut

If you are an ear slut, you often use other people's earphones, and you don't care who's earphones you put in your ears.

"Dude, she's using Johns earphones."
"Ew yuk! He has earwax! She's definitely an ear slut."

by killinitkid May 13, 2014

ranga slut

red haired man/woman who puts out like crazay

oi ya ranga slut!

by marceytime April 20, 2011

spicket slut

A sexually active female individual that finds amuse/has an obsession with sucking/fucking spickets.

That girl is such a spicket slut!

by mario_head August 19, 2014

paper slut

one who is only a slut on paper, but their reputation precedes them-don't be disappointed when they are not, indeed, an actual slut.

Mike: Woooo yeah I'm goin over to Angela's tonight! High five!

Tom: Good luck with that.

Mike: What? I'm getting it on son.

Tom: Think twice, that girl is a paper slut.

by violet voltage October 4, 2012

Baby slut

an underclassmen who thinks their cool but really they are annoying an loud and sleep with every guy they put their hands on. If you offer them a bag of chips they will suck your dick or get you in bed. they swallow... ALOT!

Sarah calkins, Sydney simmon, Mikayla orner, Rachel cox, baby slut.

Jack: Hey man, did you see that girl sarah today?

Bill: Yeah bro, shes the leader of the baby sluts!
Jack: Baby sluts!!! man, those girls are sluts!

by jill15 October 4, 2011

slut pouch

a girl who tends to sleep with many different men.

example: "kristen you are such a slut pouch"

by honeypeeps April 25, 2006