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J-Meister

The J-Meister spends his time reading DNF fanfics, rounding up Discord kittens, getting hench and just being sexy. He is a sussy imposter and my favourite pissboy.
Me: 'It's the J-Meister!!!!!!!'

J-Meister: 'Ahahaha ladies get in like ahhaha...'

Twink 1: 'The J-Meister is so hot uwu'
by ayup ayup June 1, 2022
mugGet the J-Meistermug.

J Vegas

The official nickname of pro golfer Jhonattan
by IhateAfraser February 18, 2025
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/j

Quick way to alert someone on social media that you have (or will) jerk off to their post due to the intense arousal you've felt since reading it
Poster on social: I subscribe to the #12before12 methodology

You: /j
by #12before12 December 9, 2022
mugGet the /jmug.

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gurjus is not a 4j5ioesbf7zv9a8e5=yt-\J
by arandomguylmao May 6, 2025
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andy j

A guy who shits himself
What’s that smell? Must’ve been that Andy j guy.
by JoeseophMama October 28, 2020
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J-Hole

Short for junk hole (a.k.a. a trash heap).
That run down house back there looks like such a J-Hole!
by Joe Bridle December 31, 2023
mugGet the J-Holemug.

J-dōne

A moron named Justin, (formerly nicknamed J-bone) who wastes thousands of dollars buying other people's take-home doses of methadone. What makes J-dōne so fucking stupid is because he believes the 120mg of methadone he already legally receives from a methadone clinic isn't enough, so he wastes lots of money buying methadone from other patients, when as a patient he can easily make a doctor's appointment and get his dose increased legally and since insurance pays for the treatment, there is no need to spend money, dumbass. The most stupid part of J-done`s thought process is there is a blood test called a peak and trough that can be done to confirm if the medication levels are too low and an increase of medication is needed. Stupid fuck
J-dōne just got paid and he's broke again. Fucktard spent $800 this week buying other people's take-homes , but all he had to do was meet with the doctor and ask to increase his methadone dose. If it's no longer helping they're not going to say no, and they can do a blood test to confirm if he's built a tolerance and needs an increase.
by James Westen December 26, 2018
mugGet the J-dōnemug.

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