Wet Wilkie

Like a wet willy, but when you shove your dick in someone's belly button.

Mary: I got a wet wilkie, it was terrorising rape.

by Unknown Dropouts October 27, 2011

Wet Wonka

A variation of the wet Willy. When one has diarrhea and puts one's finger into it, then immediately inserts said finger into someone else's ear. After performing the Wet Wonka, one should comment that the other person "cant hear shit"

"I gave Stan such a Wet Wonka yesterday"

by PirateHookerx3 October 3, 2019

wet nicky

The act of taking a nicotine pouch, soaking it in beer, and boofing it.

That guy is an animal. He gave himself a double wet nicky.

by Dyrty Byrdy May 9, 2024

i fell like a wet marshmallow

when you fell silly/wet/mentally ill. usually used by people who watch to much porn.

after you have sex. " I fell like a wet marshmallow."

by biitchwhy November 3, 2020

pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022

Wet

What girls feel like when they have an orgasm

I'm so wett

by UnidentifiedSexyBeast September 25, 2019

Wet lip

Swamp slang used in areas such as deep Louisiana, Mississippi and etc

Stop with that wet lip and talk straight

by Forshoureandsevenyrsago October 7, 2022