Two TPOT

a fucking british number that im attracted to
i want to taste their cum 😋😋
i want to make out with them so badly
ggrrahhhhh

1: HAVE YOU SEEN TWO TPOT??
2: YES, THEY ARE SO HOT
3: ermm FOUR BFB IS BETTER
2: NUH UH
1: FOUR IS STUPID

by twotpotiscute October 27, 2023

Two Bit

In Aussie (just speaking for Brisbane) a two bit is someone who always has to put their "two cents" in ie someone who pipes up with a usually negative/irrelevant opinion just for the sake of having their say (lol!). Similar to a jump-up, but they're usually just a bit too keen/more worthwhile than a two bit :)

Shut up you little two bit, what the hell you know don't chime in with shit when they're trying to save their relationship!

by 1FB May 30, 2019

Two Ton Toddler’s

Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.

“The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult”

by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024

six and two threes

Same difference

It is completely not the same as 'six of one and half a dozen of the other'

'They've only got Fosters and Carling, which one do you want?'

'Six and two threes, they're both shite'

by Scorer1982 February 6, 2015

Cock au two

Flying "The Bird" (middle finger) with both hands at someone acting in a manner of dickishness.

My "cock au two" rose to the occasion when Vince decided to ditch out on the group during last night's pub crawl.

by DSMarauder March 27, 2011

Two load tango

When two guys in a MMF threesome cum in the woman at the same time. Especially so if both men are bisexual.

Alyssa is such an ally, she’s perfected the art of the two load tango.

by BigOlGreg123 April 30, 2022

Sixty Two

An attempt at spelling 62 in word format, but forgetting the hyphen, so it just shows up as 60 2.

John: Hey, could you buy me Sixty Two pencils for the school year?
Gina: How many?

by No, you don't get to know. February 23, 2021