the three blues 

the three blues are the three top colleges in NCAA basketball. They are the University of North Carolina, the University of Kentucky, and Duke. 90% of the time they are all three in the top 5 NCAA ranking, every other team hates them and they hate each other. Kentucky is the winningist basketball team ever and has one 7 NCAA national chamionships. North Carolina is third ranked most winnigest team in the nation and has one 4 NCAA championships and Duke has one 3 NCAA championships.

some fan of a pathetic team: man! the three blues are all in our bracked, weve got no chance

the three blues by brandon faulkener July 12, 2006

the triple play 

the act of having three dicks in one vagina.

we picked up a hooker and gave her the triple play.

the triple play by pablo gonzalez April 29, 2008

The Touch of Peter 

(V.) - the act of breaking any object at the very moment of initial touch

(N.) - a person who breaks everything they touch

(A boy named peter goes to his friend Cory's house and the very moment he touches his xbox web cam it immediately broke after to prior issues with it)

Cory: (speaking to ryan) Dude Pen0r was over my house and he broke my web cam!!
Ryan: Hahahaha!! That Peter!! He was damned with the touch of Peter from birth!

The Touch of Peter by ROFLCOPTER007 July 7, 2009

The Tommy Christie 

When someone is playing beer pong and throws backhanded. Also known as the "frat boy" throw or when your throw is giving the backwards peace sign.

"Can you believe that guy just pulled a Tommy Christie?"
"That guy just won using the Tommy Christie"
"I wish someone could teach me how to do the Tommy Christie..."

The Tommy Christie by poodlehat February 8, 2010

The Telegram 

armed forces term referring to the telegram received by a family member informing them about the death of their relative during active service

"Mackall squinted ahead, trying to see whatever enemy vehicle the helicopters missed. It didn't have to be a vehicle. It just could be three guys with a missile launcher, and Mrs. Mackall would get The Telegram, regretting to inform her that her son . . . " - from Red Storm Rising by Tom Clancy

The Telegram by pseudok May 23, 2010

The tailgater 

When a person does their business on the toilet facing backwards while eating, using the tank as a TV tray.

My brother was pulling off The tailgater last night and spilled his beer and wings during a massive anal explosion.

The tailgater by 2x2 October 1, 2013

The tiger woods 

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.

Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later

The tiger woods by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015