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Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'

The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.
It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 24, 2022
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Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it
Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out
by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022
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Suck bitch

Omg john she's a suck bitch stop cheating on me with her
by Uhm23krichbitch December 26, 2022
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Sucking the Lube

When you keep slipping from what you want, you are unable to stop sucking the lube to get out of the loop. You want it so bad but the slope is just too slippery to escape.
I can’t stop eating sugar.

Man that sucks you’re sucking the lube.

I know it’s been a bad habit for years now.
by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 3, 2023
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Suck suck lip

A sexual connotation.
The top lip on a male extended out as far as humanly possible.
To resemble the lips of the common sucker fish.

Denoting his ability to give another male sexual servitude.
At the cost of And or herpes, warts, etc...
Man I GOT! to connect to him he got that suck suck lip. I'll bet he'd try to swallow me with his whole face.
by Newest1here January 5, 2023
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suck

to eat a person's dick in sexual way
Wat r u doing?
Sucking.
by yoyo_the_mcg_a_m_e_r January 7, 2023
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Suck it up and Fuck shit up

A bad ass mentality for a bad ass person. This person can go through hell and back and still be the coolest mf you know
Person 1: “I’ve pitched the whole game, my elbow hurts”
Person 2: “Suck it up and Fuck shit up bro!”
by Cgaudio10 January 7, 2023
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