Simp surgery

This is for kreekcraft Isn't it

Kreek you need simp surgery.

by anonymous July 11, 2021

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A kid who goes all out for pussy but never gets it. He skips hanging out with the boys to be with the girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly know with the name Stefán

Frend: Hey Stefán what are you doing

Stefán: im simping

Frend: omg you son of a simp

by Stefán Breki July 15, 2020

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When you act like ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo and you idolize whales especially ones with boyfriends who shit themselves and call you for money often.

Oh look Blades SIMPin again

by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020

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Primed Simp

A simp who would donate his literal balls and fingers for an e-girl

I heard Jake turned into a Primed simp.

by TeaSimp May 18, 2020

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Some person who would give a female streamer all of their money, and brag about it as being the "ultimate gentleman", most likely. Can also be short for simpleton if you're a boomer.

Thing Thing: "have you heard of that simp who donated 60k to pokimane? damn."
Thong Thong: "what the fuck, that's a hell of a simp!"

by Słoneczny! May 20, 2020

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Simp- Refers to a person(s) who will do anything in him/hers power to get the upmost attention from a male/female. This mostly affects men. Some side affects are hanging out with men/women a lot, rejecting your friends to go hang out with men/women, only wanting men’s/women's attention.

Man-*hangs out with a women instead of his friend all the time*

Mans Friend- your a simp

Man-sorry man I’m a simp now

by IIHoudiniII March 31, 2020

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