The Piss Boner

The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.

Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.

by therealslimmyshade April 9, 2021

Panther Piss

Term for particularly nasty south east Asian beer with a tiger on the label. Term coined by Vietnam war vets.

Johnny found us a couple bottles of panther piss, tasted god-awful but it got the job done.

by 3pac Quakur December 4, 2021

Piss off you cunt

Until I have had my cup of tea you can, piss off you cunt xx

Person 1: can I ha-
Person 2: piss off you cunt

by Jam3sh0mosom December 11, 2023

Blackout Pissed

Anger so intoxicating one loses consciousness of their actions and memory during the time intoxication.

Derek became blackout pissed after he was called out. Then began a fist fight with the ump.

by Logan5673 April 29, 2021

piss baby

you.

you are a piss baby.

by clooror wipes July 14, 2022

Pissed the Waffles

When your plans backfired on you.

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.

by canatex December 20, 2021

That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.

Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023