Eating the monkey

Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.

Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?

by Digital Gus Fring July 30, 2022

perfect eating

eating something whole without wasting any part of it. Also called holophagy.

Eating a banana is not perfect eating because its skin is thrown way, whereas eating an ice-cream cone is.

by uttam maharjan December 9, 2012

Eat goru less

This is the way

‘Eat goru less’, Wise Uttam said.
‘Wise words’, his students thought.

by WallahHabibi69 November 4, 2020

eating a mcdonald

It's when you're about to eat your best friend mom fat ass in public.

Him: hey what are you doing tonight
You: Probably eating a mcdonald with your dad

by Darksideofmeme May 29, 2018

W eats

a very good high quality meal, youre winning. especially when it comes to cafeteria food.

person 1: wow the food in the cafeteria isnt so bad today
person 2: W eats

by babichu June 15, 2022

eat shit

Litterally telling someone to eat themselves because they are shit. Basically a shit comeback to any roast

Guy 1: ur mom gai
Guy 2: eat shit

by coolDefBoi December 4, 2019

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was fucking the shit out of Watermelonisha and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017