Douch flute - funneling vinegar & water into the ladies puss then plunging her rapidly to satisfaction
by StinkyJay January 16, 2025
Get the Douche flutemug. Douche Nozzle; Noun, a person who is a douche and annoying mostly in video games ,and grease bag and nozzle because, they nozzle on dick and or there mom's tits.
by MRLobsterr November 26, 2020
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché
(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
Get the Douche'mug. Repetitive.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.
by mbradleyc August 11, 2018
Get the Hipster Douchemug. by Tra cra June 21, 2018
Get the Douche’mug. Lame man who tries way too hard to impress others. Typically dresses to show off his mediocre body, wears too much jewelry, heavy cologne, drives a loud car and likes to spin the tires. This person is oblivious to the fact that his “friends” are just using his money and lackluster body for their own personal gain.
He’s such a Juicy Douche
Mr. Juicy Douche has the intelligence of wet blanket
Do you smell that? Mr. Juicy Douche is wearing way too much cologne
The only pussy that Juicy Douche has seen in a while is his moms’s cat.
Mr. Juicy Douche has the intelligence of wet blanket
Do you smell that? Mr. Juicy Douche is wearing way too much cologne
The only pussy that Juicy Douche has seen in a while is his moms’s cat.
by anonymous April 18, 2025
Get the Juicy Douchemug. A photo of a reflection, of a shirtless male, posted on the internet with the intention on showing off his muscles
by smokes420 April 16, 2011
Get the Douche Shotmug.