Chocolate smooch

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex

I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches from those lips !

by Dr Dill Doe March 5, 2025

Chocolate martini

When she finishes pegging you and then she urinates in your anus

Tammy my butthole is throbbing.

Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!

by G Kett April 7, 2023

Chocolate fucknana

When someone rams a banana is you asshole after you took a massive dump

I'm gonna go take a shit, then you can give me a chocolate fucknana 😏

by Mebelebe February 13, 2017

Chocolate cupcake

Putting your hand down the backside of your pant to smell how your farts stank and you accidentally sharted.

I tried to smell my fart, instead of waiting for the Dutch oven to marinate, and when I put my palm up to my nose I had a chocolate cupcake

by Didersinclair May 21, 2018

Chocolate stare

When a non-chocolate person stares at a chocolate person in wonderment/lust/sexual curiosity.

Girl 1: I always catch him staring at me. I'm like "why are you looking at me all the time?!"

Girl 2: "Oh he's giving you the chocolate stare. He's curious."

by StrawberryPopsicleFairy July 10, 2017

Chocolate Raspberry

When you blow a Raspberry into someones butt.

Did you hear the chocolate raspberry Jane gave Bill in the other room?

by Nomdy Plume January 10, 2022

Chocolate dipping

When you dip a condom or raw penis in chocolate for your partner to suck on like chocolate or a lollipop. Has to be perfect otherwise you’ll get burned.

Me: Yeah i wanted to surprise summer for valentines day.

Friend: oh cool what did you do.

Me: i tried chocolate dipping and we went all night long

by Ass_repear69420 December 4, 2019