don't tase me bro

What one says when their rant/speech is interrupted by a good counter-point. Derived from Andrew Ryan who (debatably) resisted arrest and was tased while asking John Kerry some questions in Florida.

Guy 1: I love donuts, they're so good. I could eat them for the rest of my life and be happy.
Guy 2: They're fattening and would kill you in less than a month.
Guy 1: Don't tase me bro! I said I love donuts, dammit!

by dougwastaken October 3, 2007

big guns toe-bro

he is a man with very large arm muscles. he gets a whole lota lady with em'

look at "big guns toe-bro" score that chick with his arms

by sibii November 17, 2009

U Mad Bro???

Abubakar Jalloh is an retarded Senegalese that thinks he is the best but sucks at everything. Including Black Ops 2 and soccer. Abubakar Jalloh is cocky and annoying.

Stop acting like Abubakar JallohU Mad Bro???

by U Mad Bro June 15, 2014

its just a prank bro

When you do something utterly disgusting and u want to defend ur self
also a shitty excuse for being gay or having a big laptop.

He had a box with the words "hello my friend" on it. It was a prank because he had no freinds.

Also see "sam pepper" and "faggot" "its just a prank bro"

by Alixander August 11, 2016

don't tase me bro

an expression meaning "Don't take offense!" derived from the popular youtube video of the don't tase me bro guy.

"You slept with my girlfriend?!?!"
"I'm sorry! Don't tase me bro!"

by totally dude April 6, 2008

don't tase me bro

something you say when you get tased by the police, especially if you don't deserve to get tased

Don't tase me bro, let me speak.

by BDavidM October 5, 2007

don't tase me, bro

to whine like a little girl after receiving a punishment or retribution that one deserves

After Andrew's boneheaded diatribe against imaginary evil, his cries of, "Don't tase me, bro!" brought cheers to the crowd as the security guards escorted him out.

by Dr. Jeffery O'Dwyer October 8, 2007