Water

Natural liquid that i recommend you should be drinking right now.

God: i have just created water.
Humans: Cool, can we drink it?
God: Fuck you, All of the water is now salty.

by GhostYoshi September 7, 2021

the water balloon fight

its when you dont jerk-off for a year or so and you have sex with a girl and you bust a load in a comdom and you tie it close then you hit her in the face with it

dude i didnt jerk-off for a year and i was fuckin this girl and i shot a big load off and i tie the end of the comdom and then i did the water balloon fight to her

by doom308 December 24, 2010

water your blossom

When a young girl goes pee-pee

Grannie says,"Make sure you water your blossom before you go to bed, Sweetie."

by Maggy Cole November 22, 2015

Water hoarder

Someone. Who feels privileged and entitled to for instance water their lawn with total impunity even when there's a drought going on. They insist on maintaining their emerald green escarpment even when their brethren in the 'flatlands' lawns are turning brown due to compliance with water use restrictions

I can never look at tom selleck the same now that I know he's a. Water hoarder!

by 4realazitgits April 6, 2021

Water bottle

Enslaved moisture

I drank some enslaved moisture out of that water bottle

by Greatness 0wO April 15, 2021

Dog water

A person who is bad at a game and loses

Friend: COVER ME! COVER ME! Ah shit I died You got it man He's one shot.
Me: Okay, I'll try to kill him *shoots on the leg* *doesn't dies* *gets hit on the leg and dies*
Friend: BRO HE WAS ONE SHOT WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL ME YOU SUCH A DOG WATER

by Discord#1212 June 16, 2022

Water

Its purified pee

"what is water?"

by Saikisc00ch December 1, 2020