pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022

Wet lip

Swamp slang used in areas such as deep Louisiana, Mississippi and etc

Stop with that wet lip and talk straight

by Forshoureandsevenyrsago October 7, 2022

pipe wet dream

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.

Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.

by nigerplease August 21, 2008

i fell like a wet marshmallow

when you fell silly/wet/mentally ill. usually used by people who watch to much porn.

after you have sex. " I fell like a wet marshmallow."

by biitchwhy November 3, 2020

Wet cardboard

A character who lacks personality and is simply plain.

N: I just finished reading the book…
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard

by Ace the simp November 7, 2023

Wet

A mournful, melancholic kind of wet, born not from touch, but from absence. A word soaked in longing, where tears trace the path desire used to travel. It's the ache of memory pooling in the body, the soft drowning that happens when your heart wants what your hands can't hold.
Wet is the soul lying alone in the dark, clinging to a ghost, whispering love into the silence. Wet becomes the poetry of grief meeting desire, where the tear ducts work harder than the hips ever could.

"Its not lust, it’s the echo of it. That kind of wet."

by robbies_rats April 21, 2025

Wet Edith

When Joads unload, Edith takes out her teeth. Everyman jacks off to Edith when porn is boring or, frankly, disgusting. Yes, I blew big time, wet edith, throw away that sock.

girl, I apologized three times, your wet edith hits my taint, you drilling my hole hard, EDITH

by allahalan September 7, 2025