May 25

National go up to Jonathan and pull down he’s pants then suck he’s dick

Boy1: omg it’s Jonathan let’s suck he’s dick

Boy2: omg he’s dick is big 🤤

May 25

by Professor_never_dies1232 May 23, 2022

May 1st

The Event

May 1st is The Event

by Toffee32 May 28, 2024

May

No Make Up May

No girls can use makeup in the month of May

by FUHUTALKINBOUGHT November 18, 2020

Lee may

A price of shit, pretty annoying , gay, disgusting, disturbing and I hope you search this uppppppp

(Priory)

Lee may if this is you u would know

This (THE PRIORY)

by Śàvè January 29, 2020

May 3rd or 4th

The deciding date when an individual is unsure when and where their birthday party is happening. Commonly associated with WhatsApp group chats with up to 25 members, an infinite amount of polls and mass confusion.

« Is the birthday happening May 3rd or 4th

« I have no fucking clue at this point »

by John Fartston April 19, 2025

May 27

Its international Jonathans birthday today. All Jonathans are having a second birthday today unless their birthday is today.

Girl 1: Why is he so happy
Girl 2: cause its May 27 international Jonathans birthday Day today

by Jontish November 12, 2019

May 7

The person who is born on this day (named Luca) is the most perfect person in this universe. So if there is someone you know that was born on this day named Luca make sure to say Happy Birthday and buy them the newest iPhone. Thanks

Tiana: Its May 7th that means its Luca's birthday today!!!
Kristen: OMG I forgot to buy her the iPhone 11.
Jessica: Today's her birthday? No wonder she is so PERFECT.

by llleeewww November 7, 2019