Meat Beat Mondays

Part of a weekly calendar

Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.

Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!

by MilfBlaster October 10, 2018

Meat Factory Party

Is a party mainly for people to get extremely drunk and have sex with multiple men. Usually random women show up and the party is often kept quiet from the public. Many people who are in relationships show up at meat factory parties to 'swing' or enjoy a different style of sex. Orgies and group sex with multiple men is the main reason the parties are held and the main reason people attend

Jennifer always wanted to get plowed by multiple men but was afraid of what her beta husband would think, so she went alone to a meat factory party, got black out drunk, and lived out her fantasy of being double penetrated by a couple of frat brothers.

by WalterDisney May 30, 2018

Folded Meat Sandwich

What happens when a man tries to shove his flacid penis into a vagina or butthole for sex but cannot.

I couldn't enjoy sex at all with Scott. He gave me the folded meat sandwich all night!

by @octopusapocalypse June 10, 2018

nebraska meat wallet

Paige… only some will know the true meaning of something so diabolical!

Hey there goes that Nebraska meat wallet, I heard she only carries “big bills”.

by rjdf March 24, 2023

braindead meat puppet

braindead meat puppet is someone who is empty in the head and guided by other people

that braindead meat puppet is fooled by friends into doing something stupid

by niva01 June 19, 2023

beat your meat

To masturbate, jerk off, pull the meat package, choking the chicken

Go beat your meat!

by jjjjjccccwww January 30, 2023

Montreal Meat Pie

When a Canadian has sex with a meat pie of any kind.

“And that’s why they call it a Montreal Meat Pie!"
"So it's just a Canadian fucking a meat pie?"
"Yes."
"Why did you tell me this?"
"Because space blows and I like looking up weird shit on the Internet."

by ExVinity December 30, 2022