High Jacked

What happens when you open your fridge, realize that there is food missing, and your most likely suspect is someone who is high.

How do you know you've been high jacked?

How?

Your place has been broken in to, and only the string cheese is missing.

by Pearljammers December 6, 2009

Slap Jacks

The act of slapping your dicks together until one person gets a boner. The person who gets the boner wins the bet.

Want to play slap jacks to settle the tab.

by steve smithy April 16, 2011

Jack Flint

A beautiful, boob obsessed boy.
he thinks he is a stunt man
he also loves jade and cannot cope without her...
.x

similar meaning: Flint Face

gosh you Jack flint.

by jadeisamazing May 12, 2009

Jack- Wipe

Someone you hate with such a passion that you'd be happy to wipe yours or someone else's (stinky) and (poopy) ass with.

Damn Tom you're such a retard, way to be a jack- wipe.

by Jess Johnson October 9, 2006

Mumma Jack

fat camp and ugly

omg what a mumma jack

by screamer July 16, 2003

jack-off

To move your hand up and down your shaft or in and out your vigina (see masturbate)

I am jacking-off

by JP & MK March 8, 2003

Cracker-Jack

Retarded Cracker

Kala u cracker-jack

by pLaYbOy_MiNi November 21, 2003