On January 7, this is the day where you are sobbing and celebrating eating your tears! This can also be celebrated to support people who eat their own tears while crying!
Person 1: Happy International Eat Tears day! Hope ya feel better eating your tears.
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
Person 2: Thanks! *continues crying while eating tears*
by what is a dinosaur again?? January 6, 2024
Get the International Eat Tears Daymug. Mckennan: Gauge what are you doing?
Gauge: Eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.
Mckennan: Do not do that it will not tighten them.
Gauge: Eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.
Mckennan: Do not do that it will not tighten them.
by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025
Get the Eating carrots analymug. To quickly or swiftly attempt the shoving of a small item of food, rubbish, or anything of the sort, into one’s mouth, using the element of surprise.
*friend looking away, unaware*
*me swiping my hand to his mouth, with an old sandwich*
“CHEEKY EAT!!”
*me swiping my hand to his mouth, with an old sandwich*
“CHEEKY EAT!!”
by Dr Baron Ockmann August 12, 2024
Get the Cheeky Eatmug. by illuminutteh September 15, 2017
Get the eat the happy mealmug. Literally to consume ones own excretions - a byproduct of their biological existence - in a manner akin and even more vile than cannabalism - and then promptly cease to exist; it is not simply because they have eaten the shit that they die but because in the grand scheme of things they are eternally damned and will simply perish by the will of the universe, presumably.
Although the Russian insults to call someone the pus from the zit on the ass of a diseased camel is quite poetic and rich, the English phrase "eat shit and die" is in the Anglo tradition a more perfunctory and utilitarian insult which is at the same time existentially profound and shockingly curt.
by Balfi December 11, 2019
Get the Eat shit and diemug. When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025
Get the Porcupine Eating Pineapplemug. Chinese and Koreans love to eat pussy, as in eating cats. Like who in their right minds would eat cat meat.
by EMD F59PHI July 22, 2025
Get the Eat Pussymug.