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Blue Douche

1: the sound you hear when you drop a turd into a porta potty.

2: what you get when the the turd hits the blue porta potty water and the resulting splash hits your asshole.
I dropped a turd in the porta potty and it sounded like "BLUE DOUCHE!!!" Then I literally got a blue douche.
by badjokeKirby February 15, 2021
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splatter-douch

A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.
Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.
by metromicron October 24, 2014
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Douche Canoe

A person that on regular basis acts in a non polite away, typically a man, trying to repeatedly (just like you are paddling a canoe down the river) hurt you, usually doing or saying things out of spite, or spreading rumors that are not even accurate.
Hameed is such a douche canoe. Every week something new!
by JasonC123 August 14, 2021
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ear douche

The comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously bitch burned.
Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"
by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015
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wonder years douche

Someone that is very condescending, patronizing, straight up rude, etc.
That guy's being a real Wonder Years Douche!
by Hedley Lamarr 15 September 21, 2016
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douche

a douche is a person who thinks they are the bomb when in fact they are not.
by Mickey Blue Eyes 69 February 26, 2011
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Pajama Douche

A phrase describing the male genitalia
Susan: ugh Raymond is being unbelievable.

Rebecca: I told you to dump that pajama douche!
by Milton Lee February 16, 2021
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