Turf Dick

A painful condition of the penis. This can
occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.

Sorry girls I can't tonight cause I have TURF DICK.

by Stinky71 January 19, 2009

dick stomping

1) General aloofness and ignorant behavior from an alpha female to any type of male.

2) The act of stomping penis.

3) Denying access to the vagina from the penis by a stomping motion.

I don't know what dick stomping is, but I know its bad; she is just stomping everyone's dick in this bar.

by x_reticent July 6, 2009

shizzle dick

Having an uncharacteristically small penis attributed to crystal meth abuse.

I was gonna fuck that broad but I had shizzle dick. Must have been that crank we snorted this morning.

by jj streetsboro January 3, 2010

dick drag

When one sits down or stands up from the toilet seat and their dick drags across the end of the seat. Especially common with short bowl toilets and closed loop toilet seats.

We replaced the toilet in the downstairs bathroom to reduce the occurence of dick drag.

by evo September 30, 2004

Platypus Dick

A large penis which seemingly flattens out as it becomes erect, resembling the shape a platypus tail.

The conference room was noisy so I decided to pull out my rock hard Platypus Dick and slap it on the table multiple times in quick succession...that got their attention. Hey ladies.

by Matt Douchia September 17, 2010

mick dicks

A slang term for the fast food restaurant McDonalds.

Hey dude I'm going to head out to grab a bite to eat, you up for it?

Ya but only if we're heading over to Mick Dicks, I'm craving the grease

by Dala_1111111 September 10, 2010

dick texting

When a guy you have no type of sexual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of sexual favor - similar to sleep texting, but with their dick.

Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!

by MysticFire April 30, 2011