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Sunshine cake

The act where the one smears cake frosting on their own ass and jumps onto the others sleeping face.
I gave my boyfriend a sunshine cake morning.
by anonymous July 3, 2025
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Caking

When a girl only FaceTimes in the dark at a high angle to hide the fact that they’re fat and or ugly
Friend: what are you doing

Girl: I’m caking this guy so he buys me a new iPhone

Friend: that’s a lot for your ugly ass to ask for
by Giraffes May 30, 2018
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horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.
Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.
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Chocolate cake

Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.
Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?

NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.
by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021
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Cake Lore

Ice-cream Cake - a fling / one off (temporary hence ice-cream)

Birthday Cake - commonly referred with friends with benefits, the 'birthday cake' is an occasional hookup

Red Velvet Cake - going for something serious

Uncooked - undecided
No Cake / Fudge Cake - get me the fuck out of this situation this bitch is whack
Pound cake - wingman / wingwoman me please

Cake lore is a subtle way to convey if and in what way one wants to wet their whistle. It can be used in situations where the questions asked would otherwise be in-appropriate.
(you see your mate with a lady and wanna know what the situation is decides to use Cake Lore to avoid suspicion)

"Hey mate you hungry? What cake are you after?"

"Oa mate just an ice-cream cake, but could go for a pound cake"

in this situation your mate is looking for a hookup, but requires some assistance.
by big moons October 1, 2018
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Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party
by 29072201 July 8, 2018
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Pan-cakes

cake made in a pan, fluffy and yummy
Pan-cakes are fluffy and yummy and tastes amazing
by PhantomOfNyx March 25, 2022
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