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jingle balls

To exaggerate a compliment or try to make someone feel better by boosting their ego, or "jingling their balls"

A spirtual awakening from caressing ones ego.

A brown noser or suck up.
"Man I had to jingle their balls all day just to get them to work."

"Oh, here comes ol' jingle balls"
by Cthaman December 14, 2007
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Soccer Ball

A “Soccer Ball” is a type sports equipment used for playing soccer in which you kick the ball into your opponent’s goal to score a point.
Hey Tim! Pass me that soccer ball!
by BangDo July 11, 2018
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Fuck-Ball

A Fuck-Ball is what some of the cadets here at the Academy like to make -- five or more cadets wrap another cadet with duct tape leaving holes for his mouth and asshole, and then they take turns spit-roasting him until everybody has a Fuck-Ball-gasm.
Some of Matt's friends came to our room and made a Fuck-Ball out of me!
by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021
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small balls

a person who generally lacks in personality and in vocabulary an has the ability to kill any conversation, often found wearing previous nites osaka t-shirts!
that small balls cunt is doin my head in
by mike smithams March 8, 2008
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Crystal Balling

To bedazzle or glue shiny things to your testicles.
My testicles look like disco balls, it's crystal balling.
by chuckles713 June 2, 2010
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The Third Ball

Part of the penis showing game.

When you bring your nutsack up over your penis completely. This should shield your penis and through your sack it appears to be a third testicle.
Check this out, it's called the third ball.
Wow, it looks like you have three balls.
by Mr.DrewPeacock June 14, 2009
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snob ball

Snob Ball is what soccer is transformed into, when its national governing body (in a country like Australia, Canada, USA etc) decides to abandon the word "Soccer" and tries to hijack the word "Football". Not just in spite of the fact that there is already a local game called Football, but *because* of it.

You see, in each of these countries there is an undercurrent of soccer fans with a collective chip on their shoulder, who resent the fact that soccer is regarded locally as a boring and weak European game, enjoyed here only by "Children, Snobs and Hooligans". Many of these soccer fans secretly dream of a day when the local game of Football is wiped out and forgotten. Some of them even work in the media.

When Soccer converts to Snob Ball, it harnesses this resentment in the form of snobbery, firstly by sending out a strong signal that it is going to hijack the word "Football", a long-held ambition of many Soccer Snobs. Within a short space of time, the national soccer body changes its name, for instance from "Soccer Australia" to "Football Federation Australia". It forces all state/province and local-level soccer clubs and associations to do the same. It places slogans on television and on billboards nationwide linking Soccer with the word "Football". For greater effect, this may coincide with a high-profile revamp of the national soccer league.

Players and officials of the sport are instructed to insert the word "Football" as many times into one sentence as possible when speaking to the media (even shamelessly stealing the exact name of the existing sport, for example "Australian Football" to describe Australians playing soccer). And a previously invisible army of Soccer Snobs does the same, in schools, workplaces and on the internet.

Through some mixture of snobbery and commercial agreement, certain media organisations also scramble to change their policy on the word "Football". The end result of Snob Ball is that it becomes difficult for even the most passionate football fan to hear the word "football" without thinking about soccer.
Snob Ball began in Sydney in 2005 and has faced surprisingly little resistance in the Australian media. There is no known cure.

Look out North America, Snob Ball could happen to you too some day.
by stevemelb April 30, 2009
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