May 3

Tell me the thing you were going to tell me.

Tell me the thing you were going to tell me on may 3
Kill yourself
Ok

by Captain piss pistol May 03, 2022

May 3

National fuck your sister’s best friend day.

Oh it’s May 3? I should ask my sister’s friend to come over tn.

by Funnykitkat May 03, 2024

May 3

Send your significant other a titty pick

“Hey babe it’s may 3”

Oh right I almost forgot
send picture

by nxjsu May 03, 2024

peter in may and June

This is where Peter and his team becomes the “super saiyan team” and peter becomes a “total beast” on the field

Peter in may and June is always so good.

by therealwoths April 28, 2023

charli may

Charlis have long greasy hair with a lingering smell of old sock dust. She has a severe addiction to pum pum/vaginal canals that hasn’t been washed in 3 weeks or more. (extra flavour)

“i love people who like pum pum as much as charli may”

by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023

may 27th

National kiss a girl named josslyn day

Caden: It’s may 27th and josslyn still hasn’t kissed me!

by halston May 25, 2024

May 27th

Try a new sex position day

A: What are you doing May 27th?
B: Didn’t you hear, that’s “try a new sex position day”

by DawgDaddy23 May 27, 2024