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ballsing my tits

A phrase that can be used synonymously with phrases like "Are you kidding me?" , "You've got to be kidding me!" or " Naw, I'm just kidding."

Usually used to express disbelief.
Ex. 1

Person No.1: "Dude, I heard that Tanner knocked up that chick you wanted to fuck!"

Person No.2: "Dude, are you ballsing my tits right now?"

Ex. 2

Person No.1: "Dude, I can't go to ozzfest with you, bro."

Person No.2: "You've got to be ballsing my tits.."

Ex. 3

Person No.1: "Hey bro, I'm moving away."

Person No.2: (starts crying)

Person No.3: "Naw, man. I'm just ballsing your tits!"
by D-Pump June 14, 2008
mugGet the ballsing my titsmug.

Grab tits day

Grab tits day
Yea mate let’s do it
by Kenny Robert April 11, 2019
mugGet the Grab tits daymug.

dicks tits ass

a game where a group of people must create funny sentences involving the words - dicks tits and ass. players cannot add other strong nouns, only verbs, adverbs, and adjectives. some exceptions apply. you may use one of the three words, both or all three.

NOTE the delivery is what makes the game, usually funnier when someone puts a sort of screechy highpitched voice with funny actions.
your diccccck smells like a bunch of diccckkksss that are hanging out of your assssses DICK. (dicks tits ass)
by gcook September 25, 2006
mugGet the dicks tits assmug.

Bolt Tit

Dude! Let's bolt tit!
by Chuck Dee October 21, 2007
mugGet the Bolt Titmug.

Pop a tit Monday

On a monday ask a female to pop a tit on ft or messages
“Let’s see a tit today for pop a tit Monday
by Yeskizzi March 21, 2022
mugGet the Pop a tit Mondaymug.

tit to ass ratio

The ratio of boob to ass. Can't have too much or too little
That girl's tit to ass ratio was perfect.
by Hangster45 August 9, 2017
mugGet the tit to ass ratiomug.

bitch n the tits

He has a case of bitch n the tits
by T-Boner23 February 9, 2010
mugGet the bitch n the titsmug.

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