double wet dream

When you simultaneously ejaculate & shit yourself while sleeping.
double rainbow wet dream

Dude 1: Wow, man why are you at the laundromat so early?
Dude 2: I just woke up from a double wet dream .
Dude 1 " Wow, it must be your lucky day bro. Those are more rare than a double rainbow!

by Beer Buddha December 26, 2015

wet mazzi

Wet mazzi- doing a sloppy buttchug off another man's beard..

Joseph did the biggest wet mazzi off Lonnie last night.

by MORNING☆God's child February 26, 2021

Wet Snatch Syndrome

The phenomenon of a girl's underwear getting soaking wet after sexual activities or being turned on

Chris: That was great!
Ann: Yeah! But now I've got a case of wet snatch syndrome.

by Little_Annie228 November 19, 2015

Wet Tina

The act in cumming in a womans pussy.

Last night I gave your Jenny a Wet Tina.

by Jonny Lopez July 22, 2007

wet rishi

a “wet Rishi” is a sex move where a tiny prick is struggling to remain upright covered in water while offering impossible guarantees of a good time.

friend1: what did you do last night?
friend2: we tried having sex in the shower but he kept pulling a wet Rishi, so we gave up and watched TV instead.

by brexitbritain May 23, 2024

quick wet

Noun. A quick yet is a person who exists only to perform oral sex.

Noun. Head, brain, dome, knowledge, critical thinking.

Yo son, is that your quick wet?

I'm tryna get me a quick wet at this party!

by MC08 August 11, 2006

Jewish Wet Dream

What every Jew loves to see, a blonde girl and a black man couple. Not because they hate blonde goys and like to see their daughters sexually degraded or anything... they're just concerned about civil rights or true love or something like that.

Guess who's coming to dinner goyim...A dirty nigger to fuck your daughter! That's my Jewish Wet Dream revenge fantasy

by Callivan January 18, 2023