zero joy

An expression akin to saying nope, or no I didn't.
Also another way of saying I had no luck.

Brian: 'Did you manage to find that album you wanted?'

Chad: 'Zero joy.'

by Anonymous_222 August 18, 2006

zero-upper

When someone tries to do something better than you, but they can't.

I was bowling with Ron the other day. I got a strike, and he zero-upped me by bowling a strike after I did.

Ron's a zero-upper.

by Petey Mik January 5, 2008

Zero Hunter

When someone becomes extremely intoxicated and attempts to engage in sexual relations with unnattractive people. The rationale behind this being that the unnattractive people will be easier to proposition.

1. Dude! Did you see that guy going after that nasty chick? He's a total zero hunter!

2. Karen: When you're drunk what kind of guys do you usually go for, on a scale of 1 to 10?

Sarah: I go for the zeroes, their easier!

by zazery May 18, 2009

Zero to One Forty

Alternatively 0 to 140. Term to denote the erasing of a tweet that has gone over the limit thus freeing up 140 characters for you to tweet with.

I was tweeting about what I thought about Iron Man 2 and went to far, had to go from Zero to One Forty faster than you can blink.

by Kahn Iceay May 15, 2010

zero germs

means when you never hook up with someone..never kissed someone

man he has zero germs

by RYANN...JULIOO...MIKEE...NICKY November 7, 2010

Soft Zero

This is a case where a girl is so unfortunate looking that not only does she not make it onto the classic "1-10 scale of hotness", it is actually considered generous to rate her 0.

Dude I don't remember anything from last night, it must have been bad though cause I woke up with a soft zero.

by doubledew December 13, 2010

Poweraide Zero

The greatest invention to cure a bad case of dry mouth disorder or cotton mouth from smoking. And the best part is that is has ZERO calories with an advanced electrolyte system. What else could you ever want?

Thank you God for curing my dry mouth with this amazing thing called Poweraide Zero. Amen.

by ArchAdams February 22, 2011