Average Urban Dictionary Writer

The average urban dictionary writer will make any word seem sexual, literally any word.

Mark: Hey man, can you tell me what the word 'sit' means?
Average Urban Dictionary Writer: It means that a girl sat on a mans penis

by got that 2mm May 6, 2022

Fan fiction writers

They're not writing for others, they're writing for themselves.

'I'm not going to write an actual smut on here, but you get the general idea.'
'Apparently I need to write fan fiction writers here for it to work. Don't mind me :)'

by *cough*cale's hoe *cough* May 30, 2022

im bored so im gonna write a stupid story im 2 brain

dababy agongus sussy balls

im bored so im gonna write a stupid story im 2 brain

Fart

s u s s y f a r t

amogus funni s u s f a r t

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by Earthworm SaIIy June 16, 2022

writes software

to engage in homosexual activity

i'm pretty sure that guy writes software.
do you think he's a software engineer?

by aml June 24, 2004

waiter

Someone who unobtrusively hangs around a place of business that often has a large volume of customers (supermarket, department store, hotel, etc.), and watches for opportunities to "scavenge for leftovers" and otherwise save money on stuff that he can utilize in his own life. Examples of these opportunities could include finishing/gathering uneaten remains of a family's meal after the group leaves the table, catching an opening/closing door of a coin-operated restroom to keep it from latching when a paying restroom-user is exiting/leaving so that the waiter can slip in and use the facility without having to drop in his own quarter to get the door unlocked again, etc.

If a waiter is part of a sizeable low-income family, several members of his family may be recruited to discretely hang out in various locations around town, so that multiple scrounging/money-saving opportunities can be simultaneously observed on the same day. For example, the husband might sit quietly in a corner of the local service-garage and ask customers for their used motor-oil so that he can take it home and burn it for heat in his specially-designed furnace, while the wife and/or older children spend a few hours at the city park and watch for fellow relaxation-seeking visitors to toss returnable beverage-containers into the area's trash cans.

by QuacksO May 25, 2018

to write a good song

masturbation from a female perspective.
to whip cream
to ruffle the fur
to shoot men
to save babies by keeping them with the lord, our saviour
to scratch some vinyl
to make art great again
to baptise la vulve

Excuse me, dear, for being late. I was really stressed and had to write a good song before driving to the meeting. Much clearer now. And relaxed. Where were we?"

by Krkič November 2, 2020

WaiterBoy

A little-known superhero, WaiterBoy uses various waiter-y instruments to defend the world of good against greater enemies. He prowls restaurants and cafes in his guise, guarding humanity from those intent on corrupting society's benevolence. By day he is a uni student, completing assignments and speaking multiple languages, but by night he dons his apron and commits himself to the unrewarding task of being mankind's protector.

WaiterBoy swooped down from the ceiling, his lethal bar tray in hand, and confronted the villains.

by Elda December 24, 2008