crack wine

Mid-priced wine produced by Chilean vintner ; Casillero Del Diablo, (usually referring to the Carmenere, the Merlot or the Pinot Noir) which is so delicious it is considered as addictive as crack cocaine.

I'm bringing dark chocolate and crack wine to the party.

by AlexaV December 9, 2009

wine enema

the act of inserting a bottle of wine into the anus and getting into a position that would allow the wine to pour out of the bottle. this act is often performed by vagrants.

Dude, i saw a guy in the alley the other day doing a hand stand with a bottle sticking out of his ass. he said "fuck off, im giving myself a wine enema!!!!" it was awesome.

by axw536 October 6, 2006

wine-up

A mixture of 7-up and cheap wine, as inspired by the quality of the Kat DeLuna song "Whine Up."

I need some wine-up to go with this awesome music.

by Veeg May 30, 2008

box of wine

BOW- Box o Wine. It's pronounced just like the word, but normally written in all caps.

Come one over, I've got some BOW (box of wine).

by -A March 15, 2007

wine butt

A willingness to participate in anal sex, caused by consumption of large quantities of wine.

We finished 4 bottles of wine tonight, so I'm hoping to get wine butt if she doesn't pass out first.

My girlfriend got wine butt last night, that is why her ass is sore today.

by Ilovewinebutt December 21, 2009

Nut wine

A glass of beer (or any cold alcohol beverage for that matter) that you serve to someone and they drink it unaware you dipped your nuts in it moments ago...

If it was a martini though it culd be either a nut-ini or a balltini, either works...

Guess what a Fartini is...

At a party:
Guy "How'd you like that Nut wine, Shirley"
Shirley "It's okay... but i don't taste the nuts..."
Guy titter titter
pause, the penny drops
Shirley "EURGH! Oh my God, you put your sweaty balls in this didn't you?! ACK! You're fucking disgusting!"

by cha cha chaa September 15, 2010

heavener wine

When your fucking a big titted girl and make her cum into a wine glass then make her drunk mom drink it like its wine.

I went over to my friends house and their mom pissed me off so i gave her some heavener wine.

by longdong69 October 3, 2007