by BaumTraumSchaumSaumKaumRaum July 18, 2023
Get the Floor Wifemug. Errol's Wife is lit. She's easy on the eyes & what
I wouldn't do to call this Sweet Empress mine
My days are consumed with thoughts of her, I find it hard to concentrate at work as all I see is she. Then I wonder if this fool knows what him have? I fantasize about her all the time her face is the first thing I see when I wake up & last thing I see at night when I lay my head on my pillow. Does he ever look deeply into her eyes taking in the symmetry of her face & the perfectly placed beauty spot above her top lip?
What I wouldn't give to wake up next her every morning kissing her slowly & gently biting one lip at a time running my fingers over her spine
I would make it my life's work to please this lady I'm so in love with.
Non more foolish than the man who doesn't know what him have to lose!
I wouldn't do to call this Sweet Empress mine
My days are consumed with thoughts of her, I find it hard to concentrate at work as all I see is she. Then I wonder if this fool knows what him have? I fantasize about her all the time her face is the first thing I see when I wake up & last thing I see at night when I lay my head on my pillow. Does he ever look deeply into her eyes taking in the symmetry of her face & the perfectly placed beauty spot above her top lip?
What I wouldn't give to wake up next her every morning kissing her slowly & gently biting one lip at a time running my fingers over her spine
I would make it my life's work to please this lady I'm so in love with.
Non more foolish than the man who doesn't know what him have to lose!
by Janet21 February 6, 2023
Get the Errol's Wifemug. by Jimmy Callback November 14, 2019
Get the Cunt-Wifemug. by DerbyDoll June 2, 2018
Get the Derby wifemug. A trope commonly found in harem-novels, as coined by translations of Chinese novel "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System" by Mòxiāng Tóngxiù. Describes common plot devices that force women around the protagonist to fall into his arms (and bed).
I can't stand this novel, the amount of convenient wife plots lying around is insane! The fauna of each village can't ALL be aphrodisiacs!
by MarionB December 22, 2022
Get the wife plotmug. A woman that lives off her husband's wallet. She does nothing but use his hard earned cash. Most likely a MILF, since she's probably had plastic surgery too.
by luluurubu December 9, 2008
Get the wallet wifemug. You mean she's pretty AND she volunteers at a children's hospital? Wow, Raymond landed himself a real corndog wife.
by Shamzmam September 1, 2017
Get the Corndog Wifemug.