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Weasel

A small rodent like person who is renowned for his sneaky, dishonest and generally unpleasant nature and is universally disliked. The weasel often has dirty gingery hair on his face and snout and is found skulking around in the shadows in a manner very consistent with other rodents.
"That Mennel guy is such a weasel."

"I'm going to exterminate that frickin weasel if I see him in the ECL labs again!"
by Ynngwie J Malmsteen February 28, 2009
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weasel penis

A penis which is similar to that of a weasel's, in that it is extremely pink, slimy, and unsheathed in a manner much like a dog's penis. However, weasel penises rarely reach lengths of greater than 2 1/2 inches.
"Fuck you, you son of a bitch!" yelled Derek's girlfriend when he tried to touch her with his disgusting weasel penis.
by Durty Deez December 15, 2008
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weasel

A sneaky, cunning person. Who will do anything in an attempt to steal one's girl. Will try to hook up with a girl who was already hooking up with someone else. Just like the "Situation" when he tries to pull a robbery.
Ryan: Hey so how'd it go with Alyssa at that party last night?
Mike: We were hittin it off all night. But when I went to use the bathroom I got back she was hooking up with Garret in his room. What a fucking weasel
by Ryan Too sick October 20, 2010
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yoghurt weaver

Pseudo middle class hippies who buy into aromatherapy etc yet drive BMWs.
Have no thought through politics. Buy ecover, but have dish washers. Pretend
to be hippies but aren't. Drinks organic cider. Wears tie dye at weekends. (see also yogurt weaver)
Love reggae and world music etc
a: The Beamer is running so much better now that I've had it's Chakra's cleansed.
b: Don't you think you're turning into a frightful yoghurt weaver darling?
by Blod October 7, 2003
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Ferret Weasel

The Ferret and Weasel are closely related and can interbreed.
The Ferret Weasel is called a "Feasel", and its fur is so fine, you will want to Werret.
by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006
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Weaver

1.) (v) To puke or to hurl exclusively from intoxication, usually because you're a pussy. Not to be confused with vomiting associated with an illness.
ex1. Im fucking sauce bodyd I think im bout to weaver.

ex2. After just two hits of some of that nasty nasty, the bitch weaverd all over the backseat.

Preston: "Did you jus weaver?"

Corey: "Na man" (lie)

Preston: "Pussy."
by Amalarae July 18, 2010
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