absolutely wallpapered

Absolutely wallpapered is when you have drank so much alcohol and smoked so much weed that you are absolutely wallpapered and can’t even get up to go for a wee

“I need a piss mate but I’m absolutely wallpapered that I can’t be arsed going for a wee”

by Stayout February 27, 2019

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To wallpaper

When your SO doesn't wanna do doggy so you force them against the wall and fuck them

I am going to wallpaper Bonnie if she is going to refuse doggy.

by Doodgewoon July 17, 2020

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Outhouse Wallpaper

Fecal matter, aka; shit.

“Guess what my stocks are worth today! Just about the finest outhouse wallpaper you’ve ever seen!”

by Jordy Verrell January 9, 2021

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Shah Wali

The absolute pinnacle of human life itself.

Wow, that is really Shah Wali, and trust me, I don’t say that often!

by Daddy Dad father November 22, 2021

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Harry Walpole

A child with a blonde fringe who likes men. Also has a YouTube channel where he uses 50% of his brain

‘A guy said he wanted to lick my balls.’
‘Was it Harry Walpole?’

by Anonymouschildnamedgerald November 22, 2021

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Abdul Wali

HE is like any other guy , he LIKES TO play games , he likes to go HUNTing with his UNCLES. HE IS LOOKING FOR Money , from a low Income job Like working in Five guy'S.

Abdul Wali is a Nice , Obedient , Nifty , Calming , Elegant and an interesting person

by AxW__ November 25, 2021

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