Vsco girl

That annoying chick that only understands sksksksksk and and I oop
But doesn’t understand “I don’t wanna be in your cult so leave me alone with your bamboo straws!”

Vsco girl: “hi and I oop sksksksk here’s a bamboo straw sksksksk.”
Me: rolls eyes “um no thanks”
Vsco girl: “and I oop”

by WhestNoodles August 28, 2019

vsco couple

A vsco girl that has a vsco boyfriend and vice versa.

Wow, you make such a good vsco couple with him!

by Nexyrfsam October 23, 2019

Vsco girl

kill that fuck

Hey sksksksksks hydroflas- SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY SHIT NO ONE CARES IF YOU GET BEAT AT HOME HOOOOOOLLLYYYY SHIT GOD DAMN NO ONE LIKES VSCO GIRLS

by diegosnewusername_on_insta October 1, 2019

VSCO GIRL

Teenage girl that loves jean shorts and black workout pant but sits and eats ice cream all day watching “Friends” and “The Office” When leaving the house wearing her scrunchies and her white checkered Vans has her Burt’s Bee’s chapstick Kanken Classic with her Hydro Flask Covered in stickers from Etsy with the straw lid going on a drive to the beach in her White Jeep Wrangler

“That basic VSCO girl”

“That’s a basic VSCO Instagram”

by Random Def’s July 29, 2019

Vsco Girl

A spawn of satan, a total tard. Never seen without a hydroflask and a multitude of scrunchies made in the 90’s. Proclaims “SAVE THE TURTLES” every other fucking word, and only speaks the language of “SKSKSKSK”. Wouldn’t surprise me if their chromosome count was over 9,000.

Imma fucking shoot myself if I hear another vsco girl shout save the turtles again.

by Billy BigDick765 September 16, 2019

VSCO girl

The cancer of modern society, the retards that think posting about turtles on their insta story will actually fucking save them, don’t forget the signature hydroflask, tube tops , Birkenstock’s or converses. Common ways to identify a VSCO girls is to look out for their language, generally including the vocabulary such as “and I oop...” or “SKSKSKSKSKSKKSK” “OMG YASSS GURL I LOVE THAT HYDROFLASKSSKSKSKKSKSKS”, should you hear this language, gtfo before it’s too late.

Them: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK OMG GURLLLL THAT LOOKS SO GOOD ON YOUUUU, AND I OOP, SKSKSKSKSKSKS PASS MY HYDROFLASK
Me: Fucking VSCO girls

by IndoorBadger669 August 30, 2019

vsco trans

a vsco trans is exactly what it sounds like... a transgender vsco girl/boy. vsco trans like to wear big baggy t-shirts and vans. vsco trans normaly have the lgbtq flag on there hydroflask and they also have a peppa pig sticker. carmex is a big thing for these vsco trans. they also like to save our world by useing metal straws and no plastic. if you ever meet a vsco trans they are really rude and wont let u sit at there table. vsco trans are really rare

"thats a transgender vsco girl " "You mean a vsco trans."

by mr. peppa November 12, 2019