dark vodka

An alcohol that does not result in hangovers when consumed. Yes, it’s a real thing.

I’ll have one dark vodka, please.

by * HH * January 29, 2025

vanilla vodka

vanilla vodka

I want vanilla vodka.

by genericuser3301 May 6, 2021

tea vodka

It's quite simple, honestly. You take a fresh bottle of straight vodka (none of that flavored crap), and you steep a bag of tea in it (preferably either Twinings English Breakfast, Bigelow Lemon, or Earl Grey) in the fridge for AT LEAST 8 hours. Et voila you have tea vodka.

"Made some tea vodka for the viewing party tonight!"

by BigBob9999 November 20, 2021

Capri-sun Vodkas

A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.

I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time

by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017

vodka poom

The act of inserting a bottle of vodka in to your anal cavity - in-taking the liquid then dumping both the vodka and your feces back into the bottle

Guy 1: YO DUDE MOLLY JUST DID A VODKA POOM

Guy 2: NO WAY - THAT'S SO HOT - THINK I'M GONNA ASK HER OUT

by Your_mom's Mom August 25, 2010

Gulag Vodka

The act of pissing on a person's grave.

"Have you gone to the presidential graveyard?"

"I went to give them all some Gulag Vodka last week!"

by Xalterai April 9, 2023

vodka nosebull

A long night out needs something to keep you going. When you find that beautiful white powder, the kind that keeps you up and keeps you hard, it’s a vodka nosebull.

Rick from Red Deer: Hey buddy, my girl dumped me and I need to go out for some vodka nosebulls.
Sammy from Saskatoon: Fuck buddy whatever you need we can get some nosebulls fuckin real western Canadian girls.

by CrankCalls September 21, 2022