Capri-sun Vodkas

A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.

I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time

by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017

tea vodka

It's quite simple, honestly. You take a fresh bottle of straight vodka (none of that flavored crap), and you steep a bag of tea in it (preferably either Twinings English Breakfast, Bigelow Lemon, or Earl Grey) in the fridge for AT LEAST 8 hours. Et voila you have tea vodka.

"Made some tea vodka for the viewing party tonight!"

by BigBob9999 November 20, 2021

Vodka

The thing that keeps you alive

vodka gave me life

by yourlocalcrackhead June 4, 2018

Blackhorse craft vodka

Methylated spirits drained through Albany bread, to make it clear and look like real vodka.

I went to builders warehouse to buy some Blackhorse craft vodka!

by Pierat69 May 1, 2022

Vodka howl

Variation of howl but possibly due to the over-consumption of alcohol

Vodka howls - howling wishing I was with you but might be the result of over-consumption of alcohol.

She/he a howl (possibly vodka howl)
Vodka howling right now - might think differently in the morning!

by Amusedhowl August 22, 2021

dark vodka

An alcohol that does not result in hangovers when consumed. Yes, it’s a real thing.

I’ll have one dark vodka, please.

by * HH * January 29, 2025

Vodka Diarrhea

The diarrhea of the morning after a drinking night, often explosive and painful.
Usually followed by a sigh of relief and feeling generally better

I got wasted last night at a wedding, had a terrible Vodka Diarrhea this morning- it got everywhere!

by HarryBolz September 24, 2021