Dude, I'm so fucking scared about this west nile virus that I'm gonna buy a newspaper everyday just to make sure that I'm not one of .0000000000000001% of the world's population that actually contracts the virus.
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Girl: "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir"
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Get the Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir mug.The government's excuse to have power over its people. The explanation that mandatory quarantining was for our health was what they wanted everybody to believe but instead it was just a ploy to have everybody fear for their lives over something with over a 99% survival rate, therefore, winning the government control. This will go down as the biggest hoax in the history of the world.
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Get the Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir mug.Date: "Say something romantic."
You: "Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
Date: "That sounds so romantic."
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