vertex form

Just like factoring, you're gonna fail this, too.

Teacher: alright time to do more shit that'll bring down your grades.( Smiles like a cunt). Now let's get learning shall we?(laughs like she has a hangover, because she probably does). Ready to fail vertex form you insignificant little shits?
Me: why don't u stop failing at finding love. Make an equation for that you stuck up bitch.

by Ihatemathandshit January 11, 2017

vertical joe

an erect penis

Look! Peter has a vertical joe in the middle of class!

by penguinlies July 11, 2017

Vertical bowling ball

To lift up a woman by her genitals. Two in the pink, vagina, and a thumb in the stink, anus.

That woman is so sexy. I'd like to give her the vertical bowling ball.

by Fart Ham Dan October 31, 2017

Vertigo Buttfuck

when your girlfriend gets vertigo so you fuck her in the ass

"My girlfriend and I were in the mall and she got vertigo so we decided to do the Vertigo Buttfuck"

by RK Swexx March 30, 2018

VerticalMonitorWeeb

A VerticalMonitorWeeb is a person that deems a vertical monitor to be an essential part of a gaming set up.
Every VerticalMonitorWeeb must announce when they are rotating their screen, in an attempt to flaunt dominance over their peers.

VerticalMonitorWeeb: Guys I got a new vertical monitor, I can do so much with it
Person: Shut up you VerticalMonitorWeeb!

by Level 100 Mafia God Funy meme March 1, 2019

Vert

verb

To cause no change or to take no action. To multiply by 1.

Vert is used to convey that you are going to do nothing while making it sound like you are going to do something.

Etymology:
Verb form of the word version
Base of verbs invert, convert

"I'm going to vert you for this!"

Math teacher: "Can someone come up to the whiteboard and vert this function?"
Billy: "I can do it, that's easy!"

by TheVerter October 4, 2019

Vertically Obese

Someone that's extremely tall.

Daniel: Oh Whilliam you're so vertically obese you can almost reach the stars.

by Giitukj October 8, 2019