fake vegan

Someone who claims to be a vegan, but isnt

Look at Abbas he's such a fake vegan

by Kahanna January 17, 2017

Vegan Dogs

Dogs where their owner is vegan, and retarted to let their dogs eat vegan shit. The brains of their owners are often smaller than Alabama's Child Molesters' dick.

Name an example of a mentally retarted fuck
Dog owners that let their dogs eat vegan (vegan dogs)

by J420n March 5, 2020

phone vegan

A person who insists on talking or texting but doesn't provide any meat to the conversation, thus wasting your time.

John: "I'm so fed up with Teresa; she's a total phone vegan."

Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.

by Captain Battletoads, Ph.D. December 13, 2012

That Vegan Teacher

A Vegan Terrorist

That Vegan Teacher Is A Vegan Terrorist

by Aritox YT March 22, 2022

That Vegan Teacher

Vegan Donut

That Vegan Teacher: Eat Your Vegetables
Me: I don't like vegetables, fuck vegetables, I want McDonalds'

by iambetterthanyou.com September 18, 2021

Vegan Cookies

1. A cookie that is free of all animal products
2. code name for cigarettes, usually used by teenagers to communicate in front of parents (or RA's) who disapprove of such behavior

Hey LaToya, want to go have a vegan cookie on the porch?

by allegra dowdle July 29, 2005

Vegan-Vampire

A vampire who drinks tomato juice.

Vampire 1: Hey, wanna hit the whorehouse tonight and have a few drinks?

Vampire 2: No thanks; I'm vegan.

by Ralph March 27, 2005