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Valorant Gamer

Someone who needs to touch grass again, these people have never left their room and never will.
by AceBaze April 6, 2022
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Valorant'd

The act of dying in valorant due to the game's 'precise gunplay', usually coupled with one of the game's agent's abilities; i.e. neon's slide, jett's dash. Usually results in a very loud, audible scream of primal rage.
Guy 1: WHAT?! That neon was sliding! How was that a headshot?!

Guy 2: Get valorant'd kid
by GamerWithAngerIssues69 May 8, 2022
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valolan

Asian way of pronouncing Valorant
Valolan is a free-to-play first-person tactical hero shooter developed and published by Riot Games, for Windows.
by I_AFK_At_Base January 29, 2023
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Valorean

A Kobold in 5e DnD who consistently threatens his teammates with fireball and is often not trusted by his party members
“Oh god dammit Valorean, don’t cast fireball, I’m at 11 hit points
by TheBaldBastard February 5, 2023
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valeo

Money that keeps its value no matter what messed up shit is happening in the world. Real money. Money that works the way we think it should, not the way we're told it works.
by half blunt July 18, 2023
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Vallorie

Vallorie has the prettiest smile and she is loyal. Vallorie is also very attractive and she has a wonderful body that nobody will forget. She shows people the same respect that she is shown and is very nice to others. Once you have been with her, you will never forget her and crave her presence all the time. Not to mention she has a level 69 gyatt and a nice chest that will make a boys mouth water.
boy 1: are you and vallorie dating?
boy 2: you betcha, shes bad asf.
by amongusirl October 15, 2023
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loomah valoomah

A faux-Sanskrit term used by the chronically memory-impaired to describe an esoteric act of yoga that they can't quite recall the name of, in the hope that a lay-person won't realise it's a ridiculous figment of their imagination.
"Today after I had my soybean tofu stew with goji berries I meditated on the eternal wheel of life, centred my chakras and um, sank into a.. loomah valoomah."
by Farrah J August 26, 2007
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