The art of fitting a whole tree stump up your ass. Not intended for beginners. Branches are cut off and used for jousting in battle, while screaming, “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.”
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Its 10 am , 4 cups of coffee and a bran muffin later , excuse me Rob I need to take some groceries out of my Trunk
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When you're going down on a girl's butthole and you pass a kidney stone and leave it there. (Without consent)
Damn I can't believe I got away with Putting Z's in the Trunk. Becky is gonna be shitting pebbles later.
by Klownrad May 26, 2023
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by poon mattox April 4, 2008
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"I love tacos!" "
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"
"I am making an omlet"
"Oprah at 10, yay!"
"Just had sex with the BF!"
"Life is better w/luv!
Response: "OMG quit twanking!"
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"
"I am making an omlet"
"Oprah at 10, yay!"
"Just had sex with the BF!"
"Life is better w/luv!
Response: "OMG quit twanking!"
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Get the trunk monkey mug.The stage in a penis after you jizz. The shaft is in between being flaccid and boner worthy and is red from stroking or sex. The visual result is a cock that looks like a red elephant trunk. Usually at this point you start to get dressed and leave the bitches house.
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