the "Tinley Two Step"

when a drunk bastard stumbles home from the bar after a fucking awesome night of partying down with your homeboys in Tinley Park, IL.

"Did you see Bobby get outa the car? He tinley two step'd it all the way to the front door."

"Yea, I'll do the "Tinley Two Step" all the way home, baby!"

by jOnTOURAGE June 18, 2009

two timing skunk bastard

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches

Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard

by danimal crush cup April 26, 2010

Killing Two Stones With One Bird

The term is similar to the phrase "Killing Two Birds With One Stone" but instead of simply meaning accomplishment of multiple tasks with one action, it's the accomplishment of multiple IMPOSSIBLE or DIFFICULT tasks.

The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.

Bob: I was hungry today so I baked a large pizza. That way I was able to feed myself and my friends.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.

by ShadowzI May 12, 2013

Two Second Speed Up

When a guido approaches slowly in his tricked out Honda Civic, speeds up for the 2 seconds it takes to pass you in order to look sweet, then immediately slows down again.

Two Second Speed Up

by CPD2011 May 11, 2011

two car pile up

Accidental anal entry during sex that causes the female to shoot forward and head butt a third participant

I pulled back too far and rammed it in Jill's ass she jumped fowatd so fast she and Jen caused a two car pile up.

by Deeznuts617 April 27, 2016

Two trucks

Two automobiles taking part in sexual activities together

Person 1: did you see Earls two trucks
Person 2: yeah it was pretty hot
Person 1: yeah... wait what

by sillyscrabbleman January 12, 2021

don't fire on the two by the lorry

The single greatest quote in the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare campaign, said by Captain MacMillan in "All Ghillied Up".

"Don't fire on the two by the lorry. We'll have to take them out at the same time. "

by willwall March 29, 2010