water the turkey

A nonsensical action that is performed for the sole purpose of making someone do work. Similar to watering a dog shit garden except that the action is forced upon by a second-party.

Guy 1: "Why is Mike late?"

Guy 2: "His parent's are probably making him water the turkey"

by jimcool126 June 25, 2008

turkey pussy

A turkey pussy can be defined as a vagina with very pronounced, sagging lips and vulva that hang. This is usually common in older women.

"Yeah, one way to look at it is that she's older and experienced. Another way is that she has a turkey pussy."

by Ronald H. December 2, 2007

turkey

beiing aturkey involves havin the characturistics of a turkey, these involve..being lazy, slow, careless, and also coming off with silly remarks and or forgetting what u are talking about half way through a sentence..

idiot spaz Turkey

by TheTurth94 June 30, 2011

hand turkey

when you are fingering a girl with four fingers and you then proceed to use your thumb and rub her clit with it while gobbling like a turkey

"yo billy said you hand turkeyed that girl you met at that party last night!"

by John Diack January 10, 2008

Wilson Tuckey

n. (Of a man) The tucking of ones genitalia behind one's closed thighs, giving the appearance of womanhood. As practised by the Buffalo Bill character in "Silence Of The Lambs'.
Name comes from the Australian politician Wilson 'Ironbar' Tuckey.

You should never have uploaded those snaps of him with a Wilson Tuckey.

by Larry Kinn November 29, 2010

turkeys

a word used for mainlanders visiting hawaii

those stupid turkeys...look at them getting ripped off on tourist shit

by nadia January 7, 2004

turkey turd

tur·key turd (tûrkee tûrd)

n. vulgar, yet humerous

1. The bowel movement that occurs the Saturday after Thanksgiving that is typically a minimum of twelve inches long, sometimes reaching lengths of over two feet. Typical fecal contents include digested turkey, stuffing, corn (intact), mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy, beer, etc.

"This morning, I took a MONSTER turkey turd...I feel like a million bucks right now!"

by Judge Smails November 29, 2005