Tree Climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber. Usually addicted to hard drugs like painkillers and meth but often just weed and alcohol. Often has no driver's license or bank account. Expects to make half of the income generated by the company he works for.

Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.

"Hey do you know that drunk guy over there?..
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."

by Arborman February 3, 2020

screaming trees

An awesome "stoner rock" band from Seattle that spawned the best band on the history of hell, Queens of the Stone Age....and others...

The screaming trees concert was so good johnny wet himself.

by Lily May 13, 2005

tree swinger

Racial Slur directed at blacks.

Blacks are sometimes called monkeys (which swing on trees) and are therefore called tree swingers.

Hey tree swinger, why dont you go up there and get me some apples?

by JBS July 9, 2004

island trees

island trees: the new jail that opened up that the teachers like to pretend is a school. When really, it's just a fail .

person:what school do you go to?
student: oh i go to the new jail cell that just opened called island trees.

by islandtrees. September 10, 2010

tree fidy

three dollars and fifty cence

the loch ness monster came up to and said "i need about tree fidy"

by greg March 6, 2003

tree froggin

when your balls stick to your thighs as a result of ballsweat.

When my wife bitches about me "adjusting" my junk in public, I try to explain I'm just "tree froggin" it.

by Raiderryan January 19, 2009

Julia Tree

a Person who likes Preforming Sexual acts with trees Usually Evergreen Trees

Ryan: I like This one
William: No it has stains it Must be a Julia Tree

by Mr.Hawking June 26, 2009