Travis Spurlock

a good guy, with a huge cock :) who is the best in bed and knows how to use it and loves to satisfy his amazing other half caila, he loves with all he can and cares more than people see. He's an amazing man and a great father, and is so smart and can do anything he puts his mind to. He is a great person person an amazing mind.

Oh travis spurlock I love the way you put your cock in me!

by SPURLOCKSWIFEY January 9, 2022

travis lunch

When a friend emails and asks you to go for lunch just an hour before noon, you say "sure", but then your friend goes into hiding becoming completely unresponsive to all forms of communication until after lunch when he says "sorry man was busy"

Hey, I thought you were going out for lunch? naw I had a travis lunch today. oooh, sorry to hear that.

by RodFarva September 24, 2011

Travis Scark

The world record holder for having the highest IQ in human history. Has founded a language known as Scunt, where people who speak it all hold IQs of over 150 and have a confirmed genital size of above 200 feet.

The opposite of Travis Scark is Travis Skunk, who stinks like ass and obtains an IQ of -15002389487. A Skunker has a confirmed genital average of -189384746738467 kilometers.

Yo Travis Scark is badass not gonna lie.

Man, that's a huge ass cock! Kinda like that Travis Scark guy I know!

by yepimrarted August 7, 2021

Travis Mcgarry

Gay . Insest . weird little man fluffy ps

insest is travis mcgarry

by Bromt Jack September 6, 2019

Travis Fault

Whenever it’s really your fault but you would rather blame someone else.

If you don’t know who to blame - blame Travis

World War II - It’s Travis fault

Obamacare - Travis Fault

Chernobyl - Fuckin Travis’ fault

by Daddyehm69 June 18, 2019

Travis dylewski

A really hot guy with a big you know what I know for a fact he’s cute with the best personality he also cares a lot about who’s he’s dating and also his friends if you ever date him your lucky because I messed up my chances

Girl 1: hey that guys hot
Girl 2: yeah he’s a Travis dylewski

by Tripxx.emma August 21, 2019

Travis Mcgarry

This Bog Breath cardboard gypsy will do anything for female attention. fat virgin who will live in basement with his dad at the age of 27. he has a passionate hatred for his mother, and swears he actually wants to see her dead. Travis Mcgarrys are typically vulnerable, but threaten to get you jumped and killed by his family whenever he feels like it. DISCLAIMER: Don’t tocuh his Lacoste bodywarmer, or objects will be thrown e.g chocolate brownie.

Stats and attributes:
0 GCSE’s
1342 games of fifa 23 within the first week
level 213 on fortnite battle royale in 2022

Polly: Hey, how’s your day been Travis?
Travis: Welli Caft Dunt *laughs at himself even though it’s the worst crack in existence*

definition: a travis mcgarry is a cardboard gypsy

by FatMaccaPac October 7, 2022