torpedo

when you place a dildo all the way into a vagina and karate chop it so it flies out just like a torpedo would.

" Holy shit! that torpedo just went through your window. "

by Mista-Sprinkles July 19, 2007

Torpedouche

He is on the edge and if you say anything to him, he will have no choice but to fight you.

Torpedouche is a fart face

by Lucifer & Obama lick horses January 9, 2011

torpedo

A guy that behaves like a total asshole on behalf of a friend that wants to improve his chances to pick up a girl. While the friend chit chats with the girl, the guy suddenly bust into the scene like a random stranger. He talks a lot of non-sense and harass the couple before he retreats; for a moment he literally "torpedo" the scene. After having faced a complete moron, the girl now improve her estimation of the friend.

Hey Ashley, can you be my torpedo tonight?

Sure bro, I'd be totally wild and crazy!

Man! Last night John was the best torpedo ever. I owe him a creampie.

by e-ladden April 28, 2011

Touple

The Title of a Couple; the result of combining a couple's respective names into one title. Can be first names, last names, or a mix of both.

-"There goes Damy..."
-"What?"
-"Haven't you heard? Dave and Amy are together now."

I so ship Brittanna! Or Santitney. (Both examples of a Touple of Britteney and Santana).

by tatherine June 28, 2013

Torpedo

A mischevious Shweiny (Shih Tzu and Weiner dog) with a teddy bear face who is curious, steals small cosmetics, is known to eat packages of chewing gum and is as fast a bullet. Missing household items are frequently found in his hiding places. Prefers women with large breatst. Uses his manipulative charms to get pieces of chicken and cheese. Surgically removes the squeeker from his toys. Pet parents have now gone green and provide him with beer bottle caps and wine corks as toys.

"Where are my underwear? Torpedo!"

by Her Hotness October 17, 2013

truth torpedo

Noun a massive payload of knowledge shot into peoples minds causing a mental explosion of mass porportions

This is what Charlie Sheen shoots at people that usually cant understand it because they are not as "intelligent" as he is

I about to drop a truth torpedo on your ass
interchangable with torpedo of truth

by Jubilator March 25, 2011

pulido torpedo

Rape

The “Pulido torpedo” is an act of sexual assault with a minor; to have them repeatedly say “no”, then proceeding to sodomize them until they can’t sit down

by Fahdjwnslclneksjxd June 1, 2018