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Ean Ean Ton

Pronounced Ian-Ian-Tahn, This phrase is used to covertly say 'Not nae nae', when gossiping or chatting.
1: "Bro! My fiance ate my pudding!"
2: "Wow dude, that's ean ean ton!"
1: "Right? what should I do?"
by Aetla July 29, 2022
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A ton

Basically 27 (26)
TM: What was the final count?
Box Office Manager: We sold a ton at the door!
by MusicIntern December 3, 2023
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boob ton

A whole bunch of shit. Except in Asian countries
Got a boob ton of shit at cash n carry, the discounts are real.
by Ross danish August 30, 2016
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F-ton

An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.
Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.

Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
by xccs December 3, 2014
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shit ton

equals 23 of any object
i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton
by stewie and jorden September 30, 2009
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La Ke Fen ton

A team that chokes an 18 point lead
The La Lakers are a La Ke Fen Ton team
by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023
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Fuck-ton

2 shit-tons, 4 assloads
Carl made a fuck-ton of mistakes on his final
by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017
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