jesus toast

A piece of toast with jesus on it. Comes from a piece of toast that went on ebay for a ton of money because the face of jesus was burned on it.

Jesus: Have you seen my new line of jesus toast?
Mary: Shut up, you're not as hot as you think you are.

by jesustoasted March 18, 2008

Dry Toast

This conversation is dry toast

Him : Whats up?
Her : Nothing much just at home relaxing watching tv
Him : Cool

Dry Toast

by Chikits May 28, 2020

Cheese and toasted

The thing that workers at Subway say in an Indian accent.

Eg

Guy: I'll have a footlong cold cut on Italian please.

Subway guy: Cheese and toasted????

by BRMB101 May 26, 2016

Paw Toast

Paw toast is a very amazing person who will love and protect you and treat you like you are everything to them, so you should be back. Paw toasts tend to go to attack mode when their friends are insulted or hurt in any way. Paw toasts are very loyal. Oh, and they’re gay. Very gay. Super mega awesome gay. They’re short, too. Paw toasts enjoy gay anime and ships, specifically bnha and yuri on ice. If your paw toast is sad, give them a hug. That will be sure to make them smile. Be sure to treat your paw toast lovingly and be nice to them.

If you don’t have a paw toast in your life go get one

If you don’t have one then I feel bad for you bc I do :p

I love my paw toast!

Sentence... hmmm...

HI IM PAW TOAST AND I LIKE WARM HUGS.

by Deku_bean November 13, 2019

Cheese on toast

An expression of anger/frustration when something isn’t going your way.

Person 1: Cheese on toast! We are loosing by 3 points!
Person 2: C’mon at least you aren’t last in the leaderboard

by Ye nan purple July 1, 2019

mad as toast

To be mad, up for it, mad for it, off the boil

Tim: "Let's get more shots"
Si: "Your mad as toast you are"

Si: "Mad as fucking toast"

by TimmyMagic June 16, 2007

toasted prick

A term which defines a sleazy weed-like male who appears to have spent long periods of time in direct sunlight. The skin color often has the appearance of toast. The male often originates from parts of Turkey.

"Fit you lookin at you toasted prick".

"Check oot that gadge hes a right toasted prick".

by Tommy2k5 November 25, 2011