Tessier

For laziness, see Marjorie.

Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah!

by detranova October 27, 2003

Tess-Bomb

When a girl leads you on, then breaks your heart by asking out one of your friends!

Nice young Lad: Hey I really like you

Skank: hey lets talk for a really long time until you feel an attachment for me!!

1 MONTH LATER~

Nice Young Lad: I have really strong feelings for you and have never felt this way about a girl before, Would u go out with me?

Skank: oh ya sorry but out of no where im dating one of ur good friends!

Random Eavsedropper: Yo Bro, you got straight up Tess-bomb'd!!!

Nice Young Lad: Hey random guy, you wanna go listen to some sad music and smoke a blunt

Random eavesdropper: no doubt man!

by Half~a~heart May 11, 2010

Tessa

Tessa is a butthole. that is all.

TESSA YOU SUCK

by tessasucks June 2, 2018

Tressa

The type of hoe that would ride your dick while expecting you to feed her Mac and cheese at the same time. Typically can be found fucking guys in the Dillars changing rooms

Damn did you hear about that girl who got caught riding dick and eating Mac and cheese in the Dillards changing rooms?

Must have been Tressa

by Yayan28 January 25, 2017

tessa

one who has extremely big feet...usually a girl

look at that girl.. she deffintly has some tessas!

by egomuch June 20, 2007

playmate tessi fans

being the ultimate simps who are so beyond crazy its impossible

"dude their really playmate tessi fans"

by playmate tessi April 19, 2021

Tessa

A stuffed animal, usually a donkey, that is used for making puppet shows, and in rare cases eats cubes of american cheese, yogurt, and sliced pickles with relish. Normally this is the color of maroon.

dude, that is a really awesome tessa!!!

by #45 farty July 18, 2009