tire pusher

a lesbian

see that girl over that, the one wearing a flannel? she's such a tire pusher. i bet she loves kissing other girls.

by Las Vegas September 8, 2022

Butt tired

Exhausted to the 10th degree that even your butt is tired.

After fucking for 2-3hrs, Sheila felt butt tired once Matthew nutted.

by Jym U. Right June 2, 2020

Tire Monkey

Slang term for poor Cuban immigrants who cant afford to steal life rafts to get to the U.S. so they float to Miami on tires.

"Hey did you hear that Umberto was a tire monkey?"
"Yeah, he fucking Lazy rivered his way past the coast guard."

by Racial Tension December 15, 2016

Loyd's Tire

A Loyd's Tire is a type of practical joke as well as a right of passage for teenage boys. A piece of cardboard is duct-taped to a car tire which then makes a fwop-fwop noise like a flat tire. The story goes that a guy named Loyd who lived in Kansas taught his two sons this when they turned 13, Loyd then instructed them to spread it to two of their friends when they turned 13. The only rules about Loyds Tire is that you must be 13 to know, you must NEVER do it to a parent (a rule made by Loyd himself), and you must spread the knowledge to two people. Since then the Loyd's Tire has spread to all corners

"Dude, Charlie's uncle thought he had a flat tire but it turned out Charlie had just turned 13 and learned about Loyd's Tire."

by da bous July 4, 2012

high on tired

when you are so tired you feel high or incoherent to everyone/everything around you

Alex seems so high on tired that he is laughing at the wall.

by argie1963 July 15, 2016

E-tired

Being retired from conventional employment and making your living solely on internet transactions.

Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?

Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.

by Ben Nook October 28, 2007

The Great Tire

One of the 7 creators of Tyrxze

This one of the 7 Great Tire Creators.

Tires: I am The Great Tire

Pixie: I'm SMRT I has found you

Tires: It's over, you shall now DIE and face doom.
*Grabs Pixie's face and rips it off*

by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021