mississippi mud-thumping

When you go to bed after taking a shit and over the course of the night, you scratch your asshole and you end up with shit on your finger.

"Hey last night I went Mississippi mud-thumping and I didn't even know it!"

by RE productions. January 23, 2009

Thule

Whale-like storage container to be placed on the roof of your car. A beautiful word.

"Hey look! That woman has a Thule."

by The Emperor Vespasian June 11, 2006

Bible Thumper

1.n. A Christian who shares their religious beliefs with another in hopes of converting them.
2.n. A Christian who chooses to follow the Bible in its entirety, instead of picking and choosing which parts most conviently fit their current lifestyle. They live their life to fit the Bible, instead of twisting their interpretation of the Bible so they can still sin and not feel as guilty. They are often ridiculed for living as the Bible allows and trying to convert others.

That preacher was called a Bible thumper for handing out tracts to people in the community.

by Rachel July 20, 2004

Tub Thumper

The act of defecating in a bath tub.

The toilet was broken so Cory took a Tub Thumper.

by JBubbs July 6, 2010

man bum thumper

a derogatory term used to politly call someone ghey or g4y or gay, homo or f4g fag.

"this guy has to be a man bum thumper."
"you cheated you man bum thumper!"

by Matches007 September 22, 2005

Thump thump hump hump

A nickname for rap music, known for its thumping bass and sexually explicit lyrics. Also used to described the form of dancing that is commonly performed along with this music.

At prom, all they play is that thump thump hump hump music.

by KiloFoxFour January 10, 2008

Bible Thumper

Delusional kingdom minded Jesus freaks. Nuts that lay hands on you,speak gibberish,say in the name of God and bam seriously believe they have healed you from anything from illness to trauma. Also known as a Bible Nazi. They also try to persuade you into believing Obama is a demon,that the end of the world is coming very soon and you can use the Holy Spirit to guide you to where you need to be if separated by your friends because they are delusional . Seriously mental patients who believe watching regular TV will rot your brain.

If that bible thumper lays a finger on me again I will rip them inside out by their asshole.

by Fake it till ya make it May 29, 2015