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I've got this thing, and its fucking golden

1. a phrase used when you are trying to make a deal, and the other person doesn't understand the magnitude of whats going on.

2. used when you are blessed with an amazing opportunity or gift, and somebody you know doesn't understand how amazing it is

the phrase originates from the Rod Blagojevich tapes, in which blagojevich is trying to sell somebody the seat of illinois senator, and he thinks the other guy undervalued the cost of the seat.
example 1:

Joe: hey, did you know i own a baseball signed by babe ruth?

Bob: are you serious? ill pay you fifty bucks for it

Joe: am i serious? the question should be are you serious, i mean, i've got this this and it fucking golden, and you want to pay me fifty bucks for it? id rather sell my soul on ebay.

example 2:

Joe: I just won a backstage ticket to a bruce springsteen concert

Bob: thats nice

Joe: nice? I've got this thing, and its fucking golden
by anonymous person #13 October 14, 2009
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bright young thing

An unconventional young person from the 1920s and 1930s who lived to go to fashionable parties, drink and shock their elders. As with their modern counterpart the hipster, this madcap lifestyle often depended on a regular allowance from wealthy parents.
I remember my great grandma Hazel as a grouchy old lady who knit all day, but my mother said before she got married she had been a bright young thing who drank bootleg gin and swung on chandeliers.
by Medicine Show September 11, 2011
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the knee thing

when laying down and making out, the person on top (male/female) pushing/massaging their knee in between the legs of the person (typically female) under them.
they got on top of me and did the knee thing. it felt so good.
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that's the thing

A phrase used to introduce a rebuttal, counterargument, or disagreement. Usually said with emphasis. Often preceded by but, see, or hmmm.
A: They're not overrated; they actually have a lot of good songs.
B: See, that's the thing. I don't think I've heard one song of theirs that I liked!
by korean_darkness October 19, 2006
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like it ain't no thing

1) Something that was done easily
2) When someone pretends something was done easily.
1) "I date 3 guys at once like it ain't no thang"
2) "George Bush is going to win this war like it ain't no thang"
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thring

When man gets a boner
'bro did you seen that girl she gave me a thringgggggggggg'
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do one thing

It is when something really fun or exciting is going to happen.
yo this party tomorrow is gonna do one thing.
by da bull t.y September 24, 2009
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