Thomas

40 year old virgin, that looks hilarious as Carl from Jimmy Newtron

That "H" better stay silent, or else I'm gonna tear its little arms off its crossbar thing. OR Thomas, noun, "A dumb name."

Thomas by wetnoodleman April 9, 2017

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Highly intelligent , charming and impatient with ridiculous questions. A fantastic listener and has a quirky sense of humour.

He can charm any girl he likes but often too shy to do so. Mostly associated with the word cutie and sexy.

Thomas : Richly cutie. Sexy richly.

thomas by Princesslitte July 6, 2017

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Thomas

Thomas by far would have to be the most beautiful discovery of all time. A humble person who doesn't realize that he makes the world a better place just by being in it. His dark and funny humor accompanied by a heart stopping smile makes him a girl magnet. His extremely loyal and confides only to a handful of friends whom he trusts but if you break that trust, you better run to an unknown destination because he'll make you feel as small as a nit. Other than that, Thomas is a remarkable man who is determined to achieve his goals and marry the girl of his dreams. Thomas and friends can get up to mischief and deviously play pranks on poor innocent girls who are oblivious to their cunning acts, but it's all fun and games.

I wonder whether Thomas does any squats because his ass looks so fine and perky.

Thomas by callmeselfish November 28, 2017

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Thomas

A true superhero and the most compassionate person you will ever meet. He will be there for you even when he isn’t trying. Can be very snarky and sassy when tired, but never cruel. He’s smarter than everyone around him and more humble. His ass isn’t bad either.

Person 1: I’m looking for someone to tell all my secrets to, who won’t judge me, but will help me out.
Person 2: You gotta find yourself a Thomas.

If you find yourself a Thomas, never let him go.

Thomas by Chronically Lazy Individual June 22, 2018