Thomas

Bacon eating, Jack Daniels drinking, gun shooting, mud bogging, hairy american winning machine.

Thomas is a name

by WCK4life August 6, 2018

Thomas

Thomas is a person who will act sweet at first instinct but once you get to know him he will turn on you and stab you in the back. Thomas is a person that is two faced and will act one way but turkey is the other

Thomas is a two faced person who shouldn’t be trusted

by Dj_jenni January 22, 2019

Thomas

A Thomas is an interesting creature. If you find one, it is highly advisable that you stay away because he is going through a worse identity crisis than anyone you have ever met. He is going through the dilemma of choosing between "Thomas," "Tommy," or "Tom" because he is too uncreative to come up with a name that deviates further than "Tim." He is forced in to the dilemma of choosing whether he wants the be a train, a kid, or a german porn star and he would be better off if someone just told him to use his online username. All in all, a Thomas is someone who can't make up their identity and should not be asked for advice on any major dilemma.

Guy1: "You see that Thomas over there?"
Guy2: "Yeah? He seems pretty deep in thought."
Guy1: "He's just in one hell of an identity crisis. I hope he decides on the name 'Tom;' I can see him making it big in the german porn market."

by Emma the Eurobeat Enthusiast January 27, 2019

Thomas

Thomas is a guy who is very sweet and gentle and is NOT man whore even though they are hot af and every girl loves him you would be lucky to Date a Thomas

Brittany "Omg i heard theres a new boy named thomas Ben told me all the girls are drooling over him"
Summer "Well there he is look!"
Brittany "Dibs"
Summer "Wow they weren't lying"
Brittany "I SAID DIBS"

by BobsBurgersTheSimpsons October 1, 2018

Thomas

A word used to describe the peak size of ass.

"damn you got a Thomas of an ass"

by hot_single_mom February 23, 2021

Thomas

Thomas is a boy who is really nice,sweet,caring,and loving and you should always treat a Thomas right and he will love you if your dating but i dated a Thomas once and he will treat you right and love you hes an amazing guy and you should always treat him with respect and treat him like hes your world because he will treat you like a princess

I'm dating a Thomas he's AMAZING

by boogalooga hehe October 24, 2019

Thomas

Person with a giant nose and has sex with chicks named Amber cause he cant get any from Brittany

Dude, have you had sex with Brittany yet? nah dude but i did "Thomas" Amber

by John Fulker March 24, 2010